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Family Network Health Check

Are your parental controls actually working? Find out in 60 minutes.

$79 $159 50% off launch price — through February
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Why I Created This

Last week, my network dashboard told me my 7-year-old had spent 30 minutes on an adult website.

I had twenty minutes of genuine panic.

Then I investigated — because that's what I do for a living. Turns out he was watching cartoons. The router misread "plexvideos.com" as "XVideos" and flagged it.

The technology that's supposed to give you peace of mind created anxiety instead.

I have the technical background to figure this out. Most parents don't — and shouldn't have to.

That's why I'm offering this service: so you can actually understand what's happening on your home network.

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What You Get

Parental Controls Audit

I'll check if your controls are actually blocking anything — many routers ship with these turned off.

DNS Filtering Check

If you haven't changed your DNS, adult content loads on every device. I'll check and fix this.

Bypass Detection

iPhones, VPNs, and mobile data can bypass your filters. I'll identify what's slipping through.

Plain English Report

No jargon. You'll know exactly what's protected, what isn't, and what your dashboard actually means.

My Promise

No upselling
No subscriptions
Just clarity

Ready to Know What's Really Happening?

Serving Geelong · Surf Coast · Bellarine Peninsula

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About Why Oh WiFi

I'm Karl — I help homes and small businesses in Geelong get their WiFi sorted. Usually that's coverage and dead zones, but increasingly parents are asking about online safety. That's why I created this service.